Dad Jokes

Today I learned that changing random stuff until your program works is "hacky" and a "bad coding practice" but if you do it fast enough it's "Machine Learning" and pays 4x your current salary.

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

I have a joke about Stack Overflow, but you would say it's a duplicate.

Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says "It's a broken starter". The Electrical engineer says "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says "Impurities in the gasoline". The IT engineer says "Hey guys, I have an idea: How about we all get out of the car and get back in".

I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

Algorithm: A word used by programmers when they don't want to explain how their code works.

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

I'd tell you a joke about NAT but I would have to translate.

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.